So my kid/baby-sitter's boyfriend<== EWWW!,Conner, (Sorry to all none-evil Conners out there, but he has your name) had to drive us home from school today with Kristen (our baby-sitter). And I had already known that he had had a pet pig and slautered it and ATE it, (completely EVIL and WRONG) and was a carniovor, and had probably done lots of other horrible stuff to nature and animals. So I started telling him how I hoped a giant pig would nash him to stupid little Conner pieces and he told me a tree would fall on me which was a really lame come-back because I don't eat trees. And that whole time I really just wanted to slug him in the mouth so he couldn't keep telling me answers for my insults. My final thing to him was when I got out of the car was, "Good-bye, jerk face." Which I think pretty much sums him up. Anyway, if you know a guy named Connor who has a girlfriend <== EWWW! named Kristen and is about 22 years old with brown hair and a blank, stupid-looking face, then imediately slug him for me and kick out of a window or door if one is near by. Now I need to talk to a specific veiwer: Kristen, either break-up with the jerk and push him through a paper shredder, or slug him in the face 100 times and push him through a paper shredder. Those are your options. Also, show him this blog.
Alright. We're done here.
- Sky Sprout